Successuflly unfucked my #OneplusOne. It's a pain in the ass, but this guide to recover from a #hardbrick still works: https://forum.xda-developers.com/oneplus-one/general/guide-unbrick-oneplus-one-t3013732

It's #Windows only, and generally just a nightmare, but it worked. The OEM tool you need is chineese only, so the guide is just like "klick the square button", "choose the entry that looks different". Gotta love low-level #Android hell...

Now let's get #UbuntuTouch on this sucker!