Fran Lebowitz Quote BotTelevision turned out to be exactly as bad as the most irritating and pedantic intellectuals of the '50s said it was going to be.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
Whenever someone accuses someone of being a racist - which is rare, you have to admit, considering how much racism there is - there is an incredible outrage. I realized that we live in an environment that it seems to be worse to call someone a racist than to be one.
I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
I write so slowly, I could write with my own blood and not hurt myself.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million.