🚨 Breaking News: The fountain of youth is a
#hoax, folks! Apparently, old age doesn't tank the
#economy after all. 🎉 Who knew that grandma's knitting club was the secret to a thriving GDP? 🤦♂️
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.16872 #BreakingNews #fountainOfYouth #GDP #knittingClub #HackerNews #ngated
No evidence ageing or declining populations compromise socio-economic performance of countries
Concerns about declining or ageing populations often centre on the fear that fewer people will translate to a weaker economy and lower living standards. But these fears are frequently based on oversimplified or misapplied interpretations of economic models, and appear to be driven more by political agendas rather than evidence. In reality, long-term prosperity depends more on how societies invest in education, skills, and technology, not just how many people they have. We examine national data at the global scale to test whether slower population growth or ageing populations are linked to worse economic or social outcomes. Using nine different indices of socio-economic performance (domestic comprehensive wealth, income equality, research and development expenditure, patent applications, human capital, corruption perception index, freedom, planetary pressure-adjusted Human Development Index, healthy life expectancy at birth), we find no evidence that they are. In fact, we find that countries with low or negative population growth perform better on average for all indicators, and that even within-country time series show that most older and slower-growing populations fare better on average. These findings challenge common assumptions and highlight the need to move beyond fear-based and politically motivated narratives toward a more informed understanding of what truly supports thriving societies.
Ah, yes, the fountain of youth is hidden behind the sacred rites of
#JavaScript and cookie acceptance 🍪🔮. Clearly, the secret to eternal life is just one more browser setting away 🖥️. Who knew
#immortality required such tech-savvy skills? 😏
https://scienceblog.com/joshmitteldorf/2025/08/17/review-of-anti-aging-drugs/ #fountainofyouth #cookies #techsavvy #HackerNews #ngatedShrooms Stop Aging, Science Says—Forever 21 Here We Come!
#MushroomMiracle #FountainOfYouth #ShroomsForScience #AgeBackward #FungiForever By: TheJestPress.com **Groundbreaking new research out of Emory University is turning back the clock—using mushrooms, not magic. According to a study released this week, psychedelic mushrooms can decrease cell aging by a whopping 57%. That’s right: your kale smoothie is now officially irrelevant, your grandma was wrong about prune…
http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/26/shrooms-stop-aging-science-says-forever-21-here-we-come/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social
Shrooms Stop Aging, Science Says—Forever 21 Here We Come!
#MushroomMiracle #FountainOfYouth #ShroomsForScience #AgeBackward #FungiForever By: TheJestPress.com **Groundbreaking new research out of Emory University is turning back the clock—using mushrooms,…
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Mir hat der Film wirklich Spaß gemacht - Fountain of Youth
#FountainOfYouthTerminei de assistir a Fonte da Juventude, gostei do filme mas faltou a sensação de perigo e aventura.
John Krasinski Earns Rave Reviews from Guy Ritchie In 'Fountain Of Youth'
John Krasinski joins Natalie Portman in Guy Ritchie's action-adventure, Fountain of Youth. Discover why Ritchie raved about Krasinski in this Apple TV+ exclusive.
🚀💪 Because nothing screams "future business titan" like elderly CEOs juicing up on growth hormones to maintain that youthful zest for hostile takeovers. Who knew the Fountain of Youth was actually a syringe? 😂
#GrandpaGainshttps://letter.palladiummag.com/p/competitive-hormone-supplementation #FutureBusinessTitan #ElderlyCEOs #GrowthHormones #FountainOfYouth #GrandpaGains #HackerNews #ngated
Competitive Hormone Supplementation Is Shaping America’s Future Business Titans
As testosterone levels decline, high-level executives reach for human growth hormone and testosterone supplementation to build their empires and engage in corporate warfare well into their seventies.
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