Intentar un SIGTERM con una niña de 6 años consumiendo el 100% de CPU (colador incluido) es de novatos. 🐧📉
Laura y Leo reportaban packet loss crítico. Suerte que entró Marta (root) y ejecutó el kill -9 ancestral: "A la de una, a la de dos...".
Sistema estabilizado en 4s. Bit cerró los logs. 🐶
¿A qué procesos domésticos le tiráis un kill -9?
#SysAdmin #Linux #FediParents

5:50am, I wake up to my kid humming the alarm clock sound (that usually is set for 6:30). I tap on his head to turn him off but "you can't turn me off daddy, I am the human alarm clock!".
Downstairs the dog starts making noise because now he's awake too and wants breakfast.
Now if you think that this is a rant, you are wrong.
This is amazing and I am absolutely privileged.

Also the Spurs just beat the Thunder so that's nice.

#FediParents #NBAPlayoffs

Felsengolem, gemalt von Kind 3 (geboren 2016)

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Rock Golem, painted by Child 3 (born 2016)

#FedieEltern #fediparents #Kinderzeichnungen #childpainting #mastoart

Minion Animation von Kind 3 (geboren 2016)

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Minion animation of child 3 (born 2016)

#childpainting #FedieEltern #fediparents #minions

Unser Planetensystem, gemalt von Kind 3 (geboren 2016)

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Our solar system, drawn by child 3 (born in 2016)

#solarsystem #sonnensystem #childpainting #Fedieltern #fediparents

Somehow I always thought that MY kids would just magically know, that I know better. But no no, I have to tell them every day, that I am right and they are wrong. What a hassle!

#fedieltern #fediparents #parenting #kids #children

@HailsandAles Congratulations!!! 😀 Hope you are all doing well! And welcome to #fediparents
Liebe #fediteens aus #chemnitz und Umgebung. Nehmt euer recht zu streiken am Donnerstag den 5.3 war und trefft euch 11:00 vor dem Karl-Marx-Monument um gemeinsam gegen die Wehrpflicht zu Streiken. Liebe #fediparents / #Fedieltern errinert eure Kinder bitte daran. Ich bin zwar selber kein Organisator finde es aber wichtig das so was auch auf Mastodon landet.

Strong recommendation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQz9EX2Tl0

for all the #smartwatch kids. Talk is in English.

Personal takeaways:

- photos taken with the device could be hacked, so no photos of any children, possibly expand to no photos of anything identifiable
- distrust that messages definitively come from parents, they could be coming from everyone. In emergencies, call, don't text. Trust in messages like "be 5 m late, wait at the school/pickup spot" but not "there's been an emergency with grandmother, you're being picked up by mummy's friend" and not "take the bus/a taxi home instead of waiting for me"

If at all possible, install @signalapp on the phone, it's just an android under the hood.

#fediparents #privacy #parenting #39c3 #signalapp #signal

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Kindererziehung gone well: es wird gefragt ob sie getrocknete Erdbeeren oder getrocknete Himbeeren wollen und beide Kinder antworten korrekt mit JA! #logic #fediparents