Hymen
— n. (hy·men)
drug-addicted guys

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Since the ransomware is in the news lately ...

ransom - having walked a portion of a race

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I wrote a book of bad puns in 2014, #fauxcabulary.

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pseudo - money owed an attorney

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I love the word bookkeeper, since it has 3 double letters in a row. Here's my #fauxcabulary spin on it.

bookkeeper - a shelf

Aforementioned - to speak of average appearance

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Manuscript - an actor

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consummate - to eat one's spouse

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copyright - to make an exact duplicate

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