Vampires love to sing and dance.

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Billionaire trust fund baby, fueled by ketamine, paranoid fantasies, lack of sleep and other drugs, decides to become a vigilante and inflicts hyper-violence on the poorest working-class citizens of his own city.

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@GayDeceiver young girl in a new country kills the first person she encounters, then teams up with three strangers to kill again #notMine also #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

The Rip : Money-sniffing dog has an exciting night

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Caught Stealing: Cat switches servants and has some adventures.

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Perfectly innocent office Christmas party ruined by heist gone wrong.

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Santa Claus: Self-centered, work-obsessed toy executive manchild who feels burdened by parenthood, is overcome by the myth he embodies, and actually becomes a parent.

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Sister deals with her snot of a brother.

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Robocop: A policeman dies but is forced to still go to work by techbros.

Yacked from @yassie_j

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Fully paid Parisian Christmas vacation ruined by spoiled, snotty little bratt.

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