I had no idea Snack Mate (renamed “Easy Cheese” in 1984, because normal cheese is SO HARD, guys) started in 1966.
I regret that I do not have a Snack Mate Idea Book, because these ideas are killer.
You'll be sad when the apocalypse arrives and you don't have a can of needs-no-refrigeration spray cheese.
Also, gotta assume that cheese whippets are a thing.
I am beyond offended that this cursed abomination exists.
$5.00+?!
Though, I thoroughly admire the taste of the mixture of chemicals and preservatives in this stuff, I can live quite happily without it.