Dear God,
I hope this toot finds you well. In case you didn't get the memo, you have been officially replaced by money. In the open you will still be worshipped on the designated day, as applicable. Please be advised though that you are not to overstep your powers beyond your designated worship time.
Sincerely,
Humanity.
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