Had altid den forked the stave control slate till #damnyouautocorrect

@saraislet it's spelled *bed*, not blender.

#damnyouautocorrect

I spent more time correcting wrong autocorrect "suggestions" than I do on actual spelling, typing and grammar mistakes.

#DamnYouAutocorrect

@kgjenkins Ha. I wish that were so, but #DamnYouAutocorrect.
*cachupa (Porra, de todos os autocorrects, este?!) #damnyouautocorrect
That was a nice #damnyouautocorrect
Me typing : adult wood pigeon
Autocorrect : a duly wood pigeon

Nee Google. Ik wil niet afspreken in "Toets Hans". Wie is Hans? En waarom denk je dat dit logischer is dan "Rietschans"?

#DamnYouAutocorrect

My pawpaws were showing drought stress, so I put a reminder on my calendar to water them. Only Siri thought I said "Order Popeye's" and now I'm craving fried chicken.

#MisheardPrompts
#DamnYouAutocorrect

Seriously? I was typing "kudos" and autocorrect kept trying to turn it into "nudes".

The number of times I have typed "nudes" on my phone is (seriously) about... zero?

#damnYouAutocorrect