#dadLyf luck: driving kiddo to school, and coffee cup left on the roof was still there at the other end.

2yo took two hours and half a studio Ghibli movie to get to sleep. Then 6yo read my mood perfectly and pulled out #unicorse
Thankfully the puppet wasn’t too disruptive and we listened to #bedtimeSongs, talked about what languages Kev Karmody might speak, before Dandy Warhols got him to sleep.
It would be sensible to go to bed now, as I expect to get sweet FA good sleep tonight. #dadLyf

Climb back into the car after drop offs and a night of constant wake ups to let out a nice private primal scream. #dadLyf

"I’m okay with your big feelings” i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.
#dadLyf #dril #msrachel

Me, trying to teach the kids disco and the correct order of putting on shoes & socks:
Prerequisites!
The socks go on before the shoes go on,
They’re prerequisites!
without shoes, you’re going nowhere!
#dadLyf

The final phases of toilet training seems to involve a LOT of negotiation about how many sheets of toilet paper are required for each wipe, and WHY this number…
Maybe I created this problem by calling toilet paper “poo tickets”, imbuing them with a false sense of value
##dadLyf

Baby vomit INSIDE my mandolin. That’s a new one. #dadLyf #parenting

Watching 2001 A space Odyssey with the 4yo. He’s surprisingly into it. #dadLyf

This dad needs a littoral minutes alone to go for a swim at the beach. #dadLyf