Kleptokakistocratic #Caesarism in the Age of #Coprocene

The tariffs weren't economic policy. They were tribute demands from a banana republic wearing Gucci loafers. Anyone trying to decode them with classical economics looked like medieval alchemists trying to turn piss into gold. These weren't mistake. They were maneuvers. And they proved that we are sliding headfirst towards #kleptokakistocracy (rule by the most corrupt & the most stupid).

COPROCENE: An epoch defined by human folly, where decisions are as beneficial as a steaming pile of dung. It’s a time so riddled with messes—both literal & figurative—that future geologists might sift through the debris to assess whether we ever cleaned up our act or simply settled into our coprophilic narcissism.

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