My right hamstring and calf are sore and tight still

Hugz & xXx

#clutz

I just fell over

I think I'm okay

Sore

But, happy because 4 men came running

Even the guy on the other side of the road was worried

I fell in a small pot hole

Hugz & xXx

#mylife
#clutz

Dropped a barbell on my foot (empty barbell, 15kg) while unloading it.

Do not recommend. Bruise was already starting to show 30 mins later. Foot is tingly.

#ouch #clutz

I got in another fight with the microplane/grater. Got my thumb this time, the sort of side of the tip and it just wouldn't stop bleeding. Now its just a semi circle cut, but I have to take care not to jostle it too much or the flap will loose its grip and, well start flapping lol

#clutz #injury #kitchenfail

Ow, That Really Hurt!

I am just a useless excuse for a living creature. I swear. I just give up.

I’m on my lunch break. I took a bite of food and somehow bit my tongue hard enough to draw blood. Damn it, Robert! It hurts like a mutha. I have two little cuts on the tip of my tongue where two of my teeth sunk in, and in between those two spots is a great big black bruise looking thing.

You suck, Robert. You just suck. Ouch!

#bitMyTongue #bite #blood #clutz #health #idiot #klutz #moron #tongue

I used to be deft. I was a smooth motherfucker.

I'm about as deft as a newborn horse these days. It's a miracle I'm still alive.
#clutz

Ouchies ... I just kicked the bucket ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

#clutz

Living on the edge ... My pixel 6a is nude ... No screen protector no case ... I'm such a risk taker ... Giggles #clutz

Hugz & xXx

I wonder how I got this ... I have no idea ... #clutz

Hugz & xXx