ACTORS! Can you impersonate Hakeem Jeffries, House Minority Leader? We need you for our bipartisan original satirical revue, Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!”

Please contact us directly at [email protected].

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Your last chance is TOMORROW, Sunday January 11. 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 for Hexagon 2026 “𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!” in person on January 11, 2026 or via video submission. It's Washington's only original satirical musical revue, celebrating the losers who make America great.

Don't miss this unique opportunity.
https://www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/

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AUDITIONS are nearly full for Hexagon 2026 “𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!” We need you for Washington's only original satirical musical revue—audition in person Sunday January 11 or via video submission.

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https://www.hexagon.org/2026-auditions/

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Only a few more days to sign up to 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” 🕺 in person on January 11, 2026 or 📺 on video.

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CELEBRATE the losers who make America great! AUDITION for Washington's only original satirical musical revue, Hexagon 2026 "𝘓𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴!" Audition in person on January 11, 2026 or via video submission.

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𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿, 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄! AUDITION for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” in person on January 11, 2026 or via video submission. It's Washington's only original satirical musical revue, celebrating the losers who make America great.

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YOU’RE NOT A LOSER.

But you still have time!

𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” 🕺 in person on January 11, 2026 or 📺 on video.

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TOMORROW and Monday: AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Dec 7th 3-6PM and Dec 8th 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC.

Only a few slots remain open. Register at
https://tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026Auditions

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Only a loser would miss this chance to be a LOSER.

AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC

Sign up now!
https://tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026Auditions

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Lose your inhibitions! Lose your excuses! Or just lose your marbles!

AUDITIONS for Hexagon 2026 “Lollapalosers!” are Sunday 12/7 3-6PM and Monday 12/8 7-9PM at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in DC

Sign up now!
https://tinyurl.com/Hexagon2026Auditions

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