i want all of this and either a phone with a slide out keyboard or a blackberry/titan-style physical keyboard phone with a trackball

#i-also-want-it-to-be-touch-screen #and-be-like #the-size-phones-were-before-the-iphone-5 #and-waterproof #and-have-that-hole-for-phone-charms #and-a-headphone-jack #and-radio #all-radio #i-want-it-to-be-a-ham-radio #and-have-satellite-phone-service #and-physical-sim-card-slots #dual-sim #and-the-option-for-esim #and-a-lot-of-store #but-the-option-to-add-an-sd-card #loud-ass-alarm #good-haptics #:) #i-wanted-more-but-i-forgor-:)