Why are biscuits good at basketball? Because they're made for dunking.
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Why do cricket players spend so much time in the toilet? They're always getting the runs.
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I can't bear ursine puns.
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I have a banger of a joke about sausages.
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Having a cold is snot very fun.
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If I made a joke about podiatry, then I'd really be putting my foot in it.
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All my jokes about soil are really dirty.
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Why couldn't the tree get any acting jobs?
He was too wooden.
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Why was the girl annoyed with her paranormal boyfriend?
He was always ghosting her.
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My bean puns are only half baked. The other half are refried.
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