@Kayray

If you have more than one plant, be prepared to gift it to friends and family. People make jokes about zucchini people chasing them with bags and bags of zucchini for a reason. And there's always a small kernel of truth to it.

One of my favorites:

Did you hear about the woman who left a zucchini in her car?

Someone broke in and left three more.

#zucchinijokes