Meant to say, thinking aloud: "oops, I just sent my lighter winding." did say, "Oops, I just sent my winder lighting." #WordyBitBucket #TongueTied #LanguageFail

Tried to say: "couldn't find playback controls anywhere!" ... Did say: "couldn't flind payback ..." #WordyBitBucket

Meant to say: "three ten to three twenty-five." ... Did say: "three twen to three tennny-five." #Tonguetied #WordyBitBucket

@TheZooLady tried to say: "I think Paul left his phone in the living room." ... She did say: "I think left Paul his living room in the phone." #Tonguetied #WordyBitBucket

Thinking aloud this morning, I meant to say, "completing my commitments". Ended up saying, "committing my completements." #TongueTied #WordyBitBucket

Tried to say: "One time skip ..." Did say: "One skime tip ..." #WordyBitBucket #BOOM!

Meant to say "chili seasoning." ... Instead said "cheesening silly!" #WordyBitBucket #BOOM! #Failure2gli

Me: "I guess I just didn’t go further enough in." Uh, yeah, time for me to sleep, obviously. LOL #WordyBitBucket #WordyBitBoom @TheZooLady @pianomarian

Playing at #Skipbo with neighbors yesterday and a conversation broke out just at my turn. I was told what cards were in the piles in the middle of the table, but the conversation got mixed up in the numbers. After being called out laughingly for the resulting hesitation, I described myself as having been "disconstractedfused." ... #WordyBitBucket #BOOM!

Meant to say: "This song is deadly slow ..." Did say: "This slong is deadly, so ..." #WordyBitBucket #BOOM! #Tonguetied