who named it “heat-sealed stitch” and not “hem brûlée” #whonamedit
Who named it "doughnut holes" and not "doughbolts"
#WhoNamedIt
who named it text adventure and not anything's parseable
who named it retro gaming and not eccolalia
Who named it furry and not pawed person
who named it faun and not only half kidding
Who named it dance plague and not gamboling problem
Who named it Madame Defarge's knitting and not thread of violence
who named it football archives and not 🎶 goals on film, goals on film 🎶
Who named it hakarl and not sharkuterie