Looking forward to starting my new job today. Driving the queen's hearse and whipping shitties on horseguards parade.

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Getting my heelys on so I can whip shitties on Madeline Albright's grave.

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@bryn
There must be some serious comedy gold hidden in that "d. other (16.12%)"

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