I'm bored damnit.
So brain says: "there's work you might wanna finish."
I try to push back, "It's fucking Saturday man, relax!"
Brain says, "Well, there's always studying, no?"
Lazy me argues, "Sure, that'll be ten minutes I'll be doing anyways just to keep my Duolingo streak going, and then what?"
Brain pushes on, "You could always do a bit of tidying up. I'm sure the kitchen could use a bit of attention."
Me, getting annoyed, doubling down, "Do you not recall me saying it's fucking Saturday?"
Brain heaves a pained sigh, "Right, have it your way. I'll just be over here, in the background, poisoning every new idea that comes to you with doubt, a sprinkle of anxiety, ruminations, self-hate, and future disaster projections. But sure, i can do that all day every day ya know. "
Me, "You do that."
Brain, "Gladly."
Me, "Fine!"
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