Mastodawn

a scanner bitchly Nov 8, 2016

This is important:

"When most people walk they just move their legs, but really with every step you take, you're moving your whole lower body, hips included. The key to an eye-catching step, as it were, is engaging the whole lower body in each step.

"Try consciously including your hips when you walk, you'll find that you can engage your abs in a way too. Accentuate this hip movement, making a nice sway from left to right as you take steps. You may even find your hips moving in a sort of figure eight pattern. You'll feel you're walking all sexy like seductresses do in the movies. I find that walking like this makes walking in heels easier and less clumpy, and also gives you some real self-confidence in the right circumstances. Any time you feel a little nervous walking into a room...walk like this. BAM. CONFIDENCE BITCHES.

"Once you have mastered this hip-sway, try adding a little POP to the very end of the hip-sway. Like if you think of your hips like a pendulum moving back and forth left and right...just as you're about to hit the top of the swing, give it some extra oomph, like a little jerk. I think that's where you'll get some jelly jiggle. It will help if you've got some meat back there. Loose muscle gives the best movement, I think, so doing some glute toning exercises may help. Hell they can't hurt, right?

"And finally, if all else fails, I recommend wearing heels and walking heavy. Like, don't tip-toe around in those babies, go stompin'. Strike your heels down with purpose and finality. That'll give you a nice rump ripple. Also wear thin fabric down below. Thong undies and leggings. Jeans or other thick fabrics will definitely obscure your wibbly wobblies.

"Warning: Be careful if you combine all these methods. You don't want to register on the Richter scale. Mastering these methods may cause neck-strain injuries in passersby."

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