I really want to see @prahou do an #AnalogNowhere / #UnixSurreallism send-up of the infamous 2017 apple iPad "What's a computer" commercial.

Something like:

  • Child sneaks into Fruit/MATA headquarters
  • Child quietly inserts a USB stick into the MATA mainframe
  • Explosions are heard all over
  • MATA guardbot: "Do you realize what you have done! You have destroyed the ENTIRE fashcorpopaxtech infrastructure! Nobody will be able to use a computer!!!!"
  • Child: "What's a computer?"