Umina FB Drama

Local Bookshop owner and publicity seeker, is moving premises.

She thinks CBD books are going to open up next to her in the old TAB, so moving into the old butchers.

The council have paid her a visit and informed her that her renovations are not compliant to fire code and needs a D.A.

She is spitting chips, accusing other shop owner of dobbing her into the council. Naming them, without any proof.

So she is having a tantrum. Calling local and federal members and counciliers.

Posting poor me posts on different FB groups.

Stating she wants to push a poo through the letter box of the person who dobbed her in.

Ignoring the face her poor planning and lack of professional advice before the project started got her into the mess.

Or the fact her constantly posting on social media, probably alerted council.

Or the fact she needs to comply with regulations, even if someone doesn't dob you in.

#Umina #FacebookDrama #GossyGoodTimes

Yesterday:
Caravan driver slowed down with the low height signs, then sped up and hit the bridge.

Today:
Caravan driver used his brains realised he was to high and turned around and went the long way.

Another caravan driver leaving #Umina caravan park didn't hook up properly, everything came undone at the speedbumps, damage to back of ute, ripped out the electric cable connectors and needed a jack to lift it back up onto the tow ball.

14 old boy ram raids two liqueur stores in a stolen car. leads police on a pursuit, doing laps of streets in Umina. Leaves the stolen car outside his house. Wonders how police found him.

#Umina #Ettalong #celebrations #GossyGoodTimes
https://www.police.nsw.gov.au/news/news_article?sq_content_src=%2BdXJsPWh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZWJpenByZC5wb2xpY2UubnN3Lmdvdi5hdSUyRm1lZGlhJTJGMTE0NTUwLmh0bWwmYWxsPTE%3D

That time a group of men blew up an ATM in the main street of Umina, ripping the front off the building and covering the road with debris. Then parked their get away car in a local back alley for months.

#Umina #GossyGoodTimes #UminaBunnies #StGeorgeBank

Had. GOSSY GOOD time in #WoyWoy / #Umina !

Got bored, took my parents car for a spin by my self. Only on my Ls but thats ok, I had my music up up loud to compensate.

Put me drugs and scales in, so I could make some dosh from my mates. Sculled a long neck beer I stole from my dads fridge.

Stupid coppers pulled me over, asked for my licence, told them to get fucked and just floored it!

Rammed two of their crappy police cars out of the way. Two coppers had to go to hospital after that.

Made it all the way to Umina before they caught up with me.

Dumped me mums car and was legged it, when they Tazered me, I fought them off and would have got away if it wasn't for the OC spray. That stuff kills ya fucking eyes.

Got thrown in the paddy wagon, then into the cells with everyone else who had been out having a GOSSY GOOD TIME!

https://www.police.nsw.gov.au/news/article?id=112442