Mastodawn

Charming Malcontent Apr 13, 2025

Oh... qu'elle surprise (n't)
#Tossla #BurningTeslaJunk

https://newatlas.com/automotive/tesla-cybertruck-has-bombed/

It's official: The Tesla Cybertruck is a flop

The Tesla Cybertruck has done what very few modern-day vehicles have been able to achieve – become one of the most recognizable cars on the road. However, Tesla has a major issue on its hands: Its angular electric pickup isn't selling in the numbers it had hoped for.

New Atlas

Charming Malcontent Mar 4, 2025

REMEMBER:
#MicroProtest: ALL you have to do - when you see an UTTER WANKER driving a #Tossla or one of those mobile I-have-no dick-trash-cans is #SiegHeil

Charming Malcontent Feb 27, 2025

How many #Tossla cars have you defaced this week?
#BurningTeslaJunk
#Elmo the #SpaceNazi
#RapidUnplannedDisassembly
https://www.cnbctv18.com/auto/tesla-sales-crash-45-in-europe-as-rivals-surge-musks-politics-spark-backlash-19564332.htm

Tesla sales crash 45% in Europe as rivals surge, Musk’s politics spark backlash - CNBC TV18

Tesla’s European sales dropped 45% in January, while EV demand soared. Production changes and CEO Elon Musk’s political controversies may have contributed to the sharp decline.

CNBCTV18

Charming Malcontent Feb 25, 2025

Dear #Qunt,
last week at work I:
1) wanked
2) had a poo
3) spat on your photo
4) spat on #Shitler's photo
5) scratched lots of #Tossla cars

Charming Malcontent Feb 7, 2025

I am uttertly DISGUSTED with the #UK:
#ARStechnica reports #Tossla sales are down 59% in #Germany, 44% in #Sweden, 38% in #Norway, 42% in the #Netherlands, and only12% in UK!
#Elmo the #SpaceNazi is an utter #Qunt.
Anybody going out #Tesla #Swasticar bodywork scratching this weekend?

Charming Malcontent Dec 6, 2024

Badly designed pile of shite

#RapidUnplannedDisassembly
#Tossla

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-owner-says-carrying-hay-killed-his-trucks-air-suspension-now-his-cybertruck

Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says Carrying Hay Killed His Truck’s Air Suspension, Now His Cybertruck is Slowly Sinking into the Ground

A fault in the Cybertruck’s bed design allows debris to easily get trapped in the under-bed compartment. If moving hay, it blocks the air compressor intake, causing it to overheat. This affects the air suspension, which causes the truck to sink lopsided.

Torque News

Charming Malcontent Nov 26, 2024

RUSTY PILE OF SHITE
made by a dickhead
sold to dickheads
#ApartheidClyde
#SpaceNazi
#Tossla