kirabugMar 10
If every time you walk into the house it smells horrible but you’ve cleaned everything you can think of, check to see if the dogs think the door mat is a pee pad. #askMeHowIKnow #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #eeew #soMuchPee
kirabugMar 5

I will turn you into a pair of slippers!

I will turn you into a pierogi!

So help me I will turn you into a boot!

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kirabugFeb 13
Something in the living room is being torn to pieces. But the dogs have been barking and yelling for attention all damn day. Right now even if it’s the sofa they’re tearing apart I think I’m ok with it. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
kirabugFeb 11

Stop sticking your toys under the refrigerator, Mei.

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kirabugFeb 11
[ominously] You have missed the turn.
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kirabugFeb 10

Eat your breakfast. Eat! What is this look? It doesn’t have cheese on it? You are running a con. This is a con you know. OK here’s some cheese now – that’s not enough cheese? I am a sucker. Here.

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

kirabugFeb 9

Stop steaming my ankles!

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https://youtu.be/ZnzZH2-daJ0?si=X6sS4wcxTqYuNSf_

Stop steaming up my tail!

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kirabugFeb 9

It is all River ears and snow beard over here

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kirabugFeb 9

No we are not playing fetch. It’s one in the morning.

What are you going to do with that chunk of ice? It’s the size of your head.

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kirabugJan 31

Dog farts: motivating humans to get moving for 25,000 years

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