kirabug🎶 Mother said
Straight to bed
Not to delay or be misled
You should have heeded my advice
But there were field miiiiiiice🎶
Me: it is too early. Go back to bed.
Mei: [does her morning stretching routine with paws atop my bladder]
Me: that’s cheating.
Do NOT jump up on the vet’s windowsill GET DOWN
I do not need the attention of the bathroom honor guard this morning!
What, you can’t find it? It’s right where you left it, next to the water bowl. No, I’m not getting it for you.
You sound like a dog who wants to help me take out the trash
Apparently midnight is when the rabbits go tearing across the back yard with the dogs in hot pursuit #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
I am not for parkour! I am not! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Why are you importing leaves?
What are you doing in the garden?
Do you want to get out of the car? You want to climb me like a tree. Ok fine.
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday