Mastodawn

A more accurate title would have been "The Man Who Died" #Monsterdon #TheManWhoCouldCheatDeath1959

Wait what I step away for 30 seconds from "it was 70 years ago" and the movie just bursts into flames and is over??? #Monsterdon #TheManWhoCouldCheatDeath1959

Thanks again, Miru!

Oh, straw girl is Margo, his previous girlfriend.

Hazel Court: "Huh, ok, sounds great actually, lets go!" #Monsterdon #TheManWhoCouldCheatDeath1959

"It all started 70 years ago" I wore an onion on my belt, as was the style at the time #Monsterdon #TheManWhoCouldCheatDeath1959

I'm confused. Is straw girl mute because he stole her gland?

With special straw bed guest appearance by Kesha #Monsterdon #TheManWhoCouldCheatDeath1959

Featuring HAZEL COURT as Princess Leia, tonight on the Star Wars Holiday Special!! #Monsterdon #TheManWhoCouldCheatDeath1959

Stealing her gland to be implanted in him.