1/6 I did not "walk" into this Danish hospital. I was brought here by the police. I am a Swedish General, held in Danish captivity for five days. An old representative—clearly a relic of the Viking Age—asked if I’d like to file a complaint. I told her I filed one in 1972. Since then, that complaint has been a Dead Parrot. It has ceased to be. It is an ex-complaint. My captivity is just a "Pet Shop" sketch with worse food and higher stakes. 🦜🇸🇪 #DeadParrot #SwedishGeneral