God, I have got my own Christmassy #StupidCatSong ‘Carol of the Grahams’ in my head

Soft puffy Graham
Miaows all the time
He wants his food
He thinks it’s good

Sits on my desk
Only to ask
For venison
He carries on

He does a dance
Bats at my plants
Sits by my bed
Sits by my head

He has lots of kibbles
That he won’t eat
He just wants wet food

Merry merry merry merry puffmas
Merry merry merry merry puffmas

Soft puffy Graham
Miaows all the time
He wants his food
He thinks it’s good

Workshopping a new #StupidCatSong based on 'Wicked', the award-winning musical about my cat #Grahamstodon…

Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by
the rules of someone else's game
Too late for second breakfast
Too late for a dawn-feed leap
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes and sleep

I think I'll try defying Grahamity
No food's nearby; I'm defying Grahamity
And he can't bring me down…