#NowDabbing: Strawberries and Cream live resin from Levitate #StonerPost

The existence of realspeak implies the existence of fakespeak. @MutedTrampet #StonerPost

The existence of headphones implies the existence of leg phones, arm phones, feet phones, hand phones, nose phones, neck phones, and basically <any body part> phones. #StonerPost

All humans should have kitty features it'd be really cool #StonerPost

The existence of ketchup implies the existence of ketch down, ketch left, and ketch right. #StonerPost

The existence of dream catchers implies that there's such a thing as dream releasers #StonerPost

The fact that you can fall asleep implies that you could rise asleep #StonerPost

YouTube Shorts implies the existence of YouTube pants. And shirts. And coats. And hats. Or just a whole YouTube-themed outfit in general. #StonerPost

Objective C implies the existence of Subjective C, which I imagine as a programming language where any word could perform any operation #StonerPost

Cops like to tell you to stop resisting. That implies that there's some point in time where you can start resisting #StonerPost