Me: Goddamn, are you ever an asshole.
Them: WAHHHHHH!! CAHN WAS MEAN TO ME!!
Me: I have abso-fucking-lutely zero to do with CAHN. Why else do you think your whining to them has had zero results as far as my "being mean" to you?
Them: You're CAHN!!
Me: Okay well, you just willed the Community Anarcho-Horticulturist Network into existence. Congrats.
Me: Guess who ALSO isn't going to stop me from calling you an asshole?
Them: [photo]
