#Arsenal #Spurs
And it came to pass, that in the year of our Lord 2026, on the 1st day of March, St. Totteringham came to the city of London and there laid waste to all that is #Spursey. And there was much wailing and a gnashing of teeth.
While down the road, the #Arsenal supporters were making merry, with much celebration indeed.
For this date marked the earliest day that St. Totteringham has ever visited in the entire history of these clubs.

Hee hee hee!!!