A #CQL #ThreadFic for @villainousfriend - thank you for the prompt! I have an everything-happening-at-once weekend, so I'm inventing the #SlowFic hashtag and my whole entire goal is a glacial one or two posts per day, just little snack-sized moments.

Lan Sizhui's customer-service smile is truly unrivalled, and more importantly his purse is overstuffed at Hanguang Jun's insistence (of course), but it's not enough to distract the innkeeper's gaze from the bashful corpse in the doorway.