🖤 Helmet-On Parenting: Sith Edition

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When your dad asks if your new girlfriend is your sister,

and you have to clarify that incest isn’t your brand anymore...

Welcome to the Skywalker family tree: It’s a f*cking wreath.

⚠️ VAULT WARNING
To those who enjoy this drop:

You’re welcome.

To those who don’t:

Force-sit on a lightsaber and spin until you change color.

#StarWars #DarthVader #LukeSkywalker #ToxicDadCore #JediProblems #SithFamilyReunion

🖤 Helmet-On Parenting: Sith Edition

He kept the helmet on like he was at war with my emotions.

Asked if I “finally got a real job.” Bro, I’m a Jedi. You’re a space war criminal.

We are not the same.

⚠️ VAULT WARNING
To those who enjoy this drop:

You’re welcome.

To those who don’t:

Force-sit on a lightsaber and spin until you change color.

#StarWars #DarthVader #LukeSkywalker #ToxicDadCore #JediProblems #SithFamilyReunion