Raywat Deonandan (@[email protected])

Gave some thought today about the new events I'd like to see in a revamped Olympics. Yes, this is how I've spent my morning. Here's my list. Feel free to add your own: -backwards running -breath holding -competitive eating -longest burp -blindfolded shaving -debate -competitive acapella singing -speed cooking -speed napping -orienteering -tag -timed hide-and-seek -synchronized hopscotch -pub quiz (both sober and buzzed) -leg wrestling -loudest shout -spelling bee -team scrabble -roast battle (competitive stand-up comedy)