Racist Rapist’s Ape Feint Takes Shape - Shower Cap Blog

Pretty sure Donald Trump is lower on the evolutionary ladder than any modern primate. Or mammal. Or most molds.

So, Mad King, Huh? - Shower Cap Blog

He was already the Dumb King. And the Rapey King. The King Who Was Wrong About Tariffs. The Fat King Who Wears Makeup.

FUN FACT: Donald Trump is the First Rapist to Win the FIFA Peace Prize! - Shower Cap Blog

How Many Boats Does a Guy Have to Blow Up to Get a Nobel Peace Prize Around Here? - Shower Cap Blog

Donald Trump’s quest to become the shittiest ever recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize came up, like his fingers, a bit short.

Golly, I’ve Never Seen a Pedophile on the Roof of the White House Before - Shower Cap Blog

You guys, it turns out they let the roof pedo start a trade war. Doesn’t seem like a particularly good system to me.

It’s All Fun & Games Until One Oligarch Accuses the Other Oligarch of Being in the Epstein Files - Shower Cap Blog

Let’s TACO Bout the Week’s News - Shower Cap Blog

Every Tuesday is TACO Tuesday when the President is an irredeemable cuck. Like, for example, Donald Trump.

Sometimes There’s National Decline So Quickly - Shower Cap Blog