Remember the 321 rule. 3 socks 2 shirts 1 pant. #ShittyDefconAdvice #defcon #defcon32

@sycophantic The Info Booth folks are universally pernicious so avoid them at all costs.

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@sycophantic The cheapest places to eat are all on the strip and very famous.

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Don't bother with maps or anything, the layout of the convention space at Vegas hotels and casinos is very intuitive.

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@sycophantic Goons don't really mean it. Their commands are more of a suggestion than anything.

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@sycophantic remember to follow the 3-2-1 rule:

3 days awake
2 intoxicants of your choice
1 shower, maybe

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