GourdMay 25

truly hilarious how much they keep trying to thinly pretend Unukalhai will ever matter

They stuck a dude with knowledge of the thirteenth and planar stuff in the main office at the Rising Stones for the Heavensward Trial series, and so they had to meet in the lobby from then on out, and he's stuck behind so much optional content that to get this text box you must have done:

  • Two Heavensward Extreme trials.
  • The Warring Triad trial series.
  • All five Shadowbringers Role Quests.
  • The Shadowbringers Role Master Quest.
  • The extra yellow quests unlocked by doing both 2 and 4.

    • he can never do anything important because like, five people would be able to see it even if he's crucially placed to know so much that would be useful especially in the 6.X patch quests where he only comes up in one optional dialogue exchange

    And imagine if they made that all mandatory for MSQ. It'd be hilarious how badly that would go down. Like Crystal Tower times a thousand.

    But it is really funny they've kept on juggling this ball.

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