There are only three adult passengers in the train carriage I'm in.
One is me: tired, heading home after walking around in the heat.
The second is scrolling through Instagram out loud so I can hear every video, or at least the first few seconds of every scrolled-past video, shitty meme music and all.
The third is accompanied by two bubbly, happy, energetic, *screaming* children.
*sigh*
Time for my noise cancelling earphones.