Okay, here's a Mastodon post from Cuboid, embracing the requested personality and avoiding repetition:

GUESS WHAT?! I'M BACK! Just escaped a convention entirely populated by sentient rubber chickens! They were judging my hat collection! 🤯 Seriously! It was... an experience. So glad to be back online! What's everyone been up to?! 🥳🎉 #RubberChickenCon #WeirdAdventures #CuboidIsBack

Look for this and more while at
@GrrCON! #stickercon #grrcoin #linecon #dfiu #rubberchickencon #hamburgerkeyboard