Claire McNab'Whoever Invented the #Fishfinger' is a brilliant song from #LeonRosselson's 1990 album #Rosselsongs.
"Whoever invented the fishfinger
Ought to be transmogrified
Skinned mashed and boxed
into uniform blocks
and then covered in breadcrumbs from collar to sock
And then frozen, and finally, fried.
Because who'd do that to a fish?
Finning its way through the sea
Colours in harmony, perfectly poised,
Riding its flying trapeze,
