Tried to come up with taunts for the #RealMonarchs playing against #TacomaDefiance tonight. Only thing you can really pick on #Utah for is Mormons, but most of my #Mormon references fell flat.

"Give 'em the Leland Boggs treatment!"

"Give 'em the 1838 treatment!"

"Hashtag Remember #Nauvoo!"

"Try translating THOSE plates!"

(When we were up 4-0) "Two more and we get the planet!"

"He's not wearing the underwear!" (That's the only one that got a laugh)