A #CONTRACT WITH THE #RUMPLESTILSKIN
I have come to an agreement with the Rumplestilkin. It all occurred because I ran a little short of money this month and needed a little loan in order to be able to buy beer. To my utter surprise, he was very friendly and offered me free beer at will for the rest of my life. I told him that I only needed a six pack, and he replied that he wouldn't force me to drink if I don't want to. He offers me free beer at will, but I am the one who decides how much I