Aral BalkanMe: I’ll sit next to that guy instead of leaving an empty table at the cafe, I have to stop thinking everyone has some contagious disease and is out anyway.
A minute later: *hears sniffles*
Three minutes later: *huge coughing fit*
Three and a half minutes later: *I get up and move to a different part of the cafe*
Why don’t you fucking stay home if you’re that ill? Seriously? You don’t need that latte and I don’t need your germs. Ffs!