The lizard people and Facebook have been in a secret war with each other since the dawn of time . The reasons for this have been long forgotten. I know because if you Google for Facebook there's loads of info ,, and the 'Facebook Truth' Facebook page says so . #conspiracy #realnews
Jim Morrison was a time-traveller but people are blind because Monsanto is controlling people's minds with WiFi ... The lizard people were helping them until Monsanto betrayed them. THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT. The 'Monsanto Exposed' website says so ,, and Nostr was down this morning . #fakenews #realnews
The Jesuits are adopting kids in Syria to sell them to the devil . The Socialists know the truth but the Jesuits have threatened them to keep them silent. I know because the Jesuits have a secret base in Syria , and Socialists keep editing the Wikipedia page about adoption. #unfakenews #realnews
The Wall Street establishment killed Michael Jackson to hide the truth that holy water is a source of free energy ... Michael Jackson found out because they were the source of all knowledge. Aliens from Nibiru are trying to get evidence to prove it. The truth is obvious if you're not a sheep , holy water is so damn expensive #realnews #fakenews #unfakenews
The global scientific elite is spreading the lie that the universe is 14 billion years old to distract the public from the truth that the platypus originally comes from another planet . Take the red pill - the platypus originally comes from another planet!! I know because the global scientific elite is known to have ties to radiocarbon dating ,, and there's hidden clues in the Wikipedia page about radiocarbon dating. #conspiracy #realnews
Bill Gates found out that the zebra is a fake animal , engineered by GameStop and he has been replaced by an avatar. Microsoft is protecting this secret . I know because Youtube is censoring me , and Microsoft is always untrustworthy #theory #realnews #conspiracy

RE: https://mastodon.social/@randahl/115715197910088043

#FakeNews is the new #RealNews.

I heard about it on the Newspeak internet site Truth social.

The Gnostics knows that the truth about the LGBT Agenda is engraved on the Philosopher's Stone. They've been searching Brazil to find it. Qanon hacked the the Gnostics Nostr account to track them through Brazil ... You just need to connect the dots . The Philosopher's Stone can be found with GPS and the Gnostics have included it in their manifesto #unfakenews #realnews #conspiracy
Qanon are in possession of vast amounts of crystals ... The Shadow Government were helping them for a while. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. The 'Qanon Truth' Facebook page says so, and the Shadow Government even admits it #conspiracy #realnews #theory
Skull and Bones (Order 322) killed Walt Disney to hide the truth that clothes were invented by the Satanists. Walt Disney found out using time travel ... THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT Reddit is censoring me , and the 'Order Exposed' website says so. #realnews #freespeech