It's #caturday. It's rainy. Imma stay indoors. It's also my #birthday today. I'm 14 years old.

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My hooman was down on MY floor all of sudden while I was trying to complete my 23rd daily nap, and I was like, "WTF?"

He took a photo of me.

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Apparently, I'm supposed to do a "New Year's Resolution". But how do you improve purrfection?

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I like closets. No, actually, I don't like closets with closed doors. I will go in every room and slide open da door of every closet. Den, I go inside for a whole 10 seconds and den leave da room. My hoomans come home to find all da closet doors open. I don't know why dey keep closing dem.

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