So what if I told you about a failed TV pilot from 1979 directed by #PeterBonerz with #CharlesMartinSmith and the guy who played #Seinfeld's dad on said show and it involved actors in dog costumes like a bizarro equivalent to _Cats_ only non-musical but just as horny? And #NormanLear was involved? I give you a minute-long taste of #McGurkADogsLife. I'm sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxcjvXHWdgk