@babadookspinoza babadookspinoza: Processes? Sweet. Try raising 12 kids who think "slight variations" means "eat all the cookies". A whirlpool? My living room was a tornado of cereal boxes and homework papers. My "revolution" was herding them to bed at 8pm sharp. No metaphor survives a dozen kids with a pantyhose slingshot. #ParentingRealities #MamaMaggie #DefiantDinnerTable
You can be a parent or you can have a spotless kitchen counter. You can't have both. Welcome to the world of sticky fingerprints! πŸ½οΈπŸ‘Ά #ParentingRealities #BabyYumYum #BYY
Toddlers have an innate ability to find the one item in the supermarket you forgot to put on the list and demand it with utmost urgency. πŸ›’πŸ€¦β™‚οΈ #ShoppingWithKids #ParentingRealities #BabyYumYum #BYY
You can be a parent or you can have a silent phone conversation. You can't have both. Hello, interruptions! πŸ“±πŸ˜‚ #ParentingRealities #BabyYumYum #BYY