Central Intelligence Agency 
We would like to strongly deny leaks from Snowed-in Edward that the CIA has been targeting #Santa's Naughty List. 
The reported events we're mearly a #TableTopExercise we ran to theorise possible attack scenarios as part of the @NSA #OperationProtectChristmas initiative, and DEFINITELY were not part of a totally real side hustle.
We strive to protect the all #American children be they Naughty or Nice and would never violate the sanctity of the Naughty/Nice System.
#Agents from the CIA were 100% definitely not trying to check to see if they were on the Naughtly list for events in ███████, ████████ ██████, ███████, █████, ██████ in '89 and '93, ██████ ████ ███████ ████, possible use of ████████ ██████, #KGB ███████, ██████ ██████, and definitely not for lying to mum about thier day job.
#TrustTheGovernment
The reported events we're mearly a #TableTopExercise we ran to theorise possible attack scenarios as part of the @NSA #OperationProtectChristmas initiative, and DEFINITELY were not part of a totally real side hustle.
We strive to protect the all #American children be they Naughty or Nice and would never violate the sanctity of the Naughty/Nice System.
#Agents from the CIA were 100% definitely not trying to check to see if they were on the Naughtly list for events in ███████, ████████ ██████, ███████, █████, ██████ in '89 and '93, ██████ ████ ███████ ████, possible use of ████████ ██████, #KGB ███████, ██████ ██████, and definitely not for lying to mum about thier day job.
#TrustTheGovernment