"You do it on December 26th?" - JAMIE SPIELMAKER, Festivus: The Airing of Grievances, One Fry Short #OneFryShort #festivus #JamieSpielmaker

"I have another grievance: the Elf on a Shelf!" - RACHEL WINN, Festivus: The Airing of Grievances, One Fry Short #OneFryShort #festivus #Festivus #RachelWinn

"I've heard of Festivus!" - JAMIE SPIELMAKER, Festivus: The Airing of Grievances, One Fry Short #OneFryShort #festivus #Festivus #seinfeld #JamieSpielmaker

"So George's dad created a made-up holiday called Festivus, because he did not like the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas!" - RACHEL WINN, Festivus: The Airing of Grievances, One Fry Short #OneFryShort #festivus #Festivus #seinfeld #RachelWinn