So so so many young dead trees on DC’s streets.

Cannot wait for the self-congratulatory press release in the fall when DDOT announces that Our Mayor Muriel Bowser planted 7000 trees this year. They won’t mention that she is responsible for the death of 1000s more. #ObviouslyDC #DCProud #VoteBloomberg

There are two pairs of restrooms at Trinidad Rec Center. One of the men’s rooms are locked, the floor in the other one is flooded with sewage.

Can’t 311 it. Can’t talk to staff because they are busy herding kids outside because kids aren’t allowed to loiter inside? Guess DGS will get to this next fiscal year or something. #DCProud #ObviouslyDC

Imagine if we had municipal wireless set up to blanket the entire city, especially EotR. Guess that’s just technologically impossible. Good thing we have a neoliberal state here that believes in adding layers of means testing to deal with stuff like this, instead of just, you know, doing the simple and more effective thing. https://twitter.com/OCTODC/status/1656759166944309281 #obviouslyDC #obviously
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Mayor Bowser and her team are geniuses. Watching the bus and bike people go at each other on Twitter is exactly how you do it. Make the out groups fight each other over scraps. #bikeDC #transitDC #obviouslyDC
Why in the hell is FEMS retweeting this stuff? Is Vito Maggiolo still in charge there? Wouldn’t Our Mayor be a little angry to see this going on? #DCProud #ObviouslyDC

Well, good news! All that carbon, no longer sunk. All those birds and squirrels—who cares?!?

And we have this cool thing that clearly couldn’t pass strict emissions rules and might just run over a kid in front of the school and rec center across the street someday.

Banner day for Neal Street NE! #ObviouslyDC

Normies are starting to notice the “cars with massive amounts of outstanding tickets are responsible for crashes” thing that those of us who are Massively Online have known for years. Maybe this will finally light a fire under Our Mayor. #FreshStart #ObviouslyDC #MurielForLife

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Okay, I am a conspiracy theorist now #DCProud #ObviouslyDC